Wednesday, March 2, 2011

black swan joke

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Why we love Julie Bowen: Spanx and 'Black Swan' jokes. Getty Images

Why we love Julie Bowen: Spanx and 'Black Swan' jokes. Getty Images

Just a joke, folks! For not a joke, read my “Black Swan” review here.

Just a joke, folks! For not a joke, read my “Black Swan” review here.

Maybe something timely… like an Inception or Black Swan joke. And—”

Maybe something timely… like an Inception or Black Swan joke. And—”

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Natalie Portman Wins Best Actress Oscar For 'Black Swan'

Natalie Portman Wins Best Actress Oscar For 'Black Swan'

Madea is The Real Black Swan [Poster]

Madea is The Real Black Swan [Poster]

Here is a brilliant Black Swan mash-up of Showgirls by Jeffery McHale after

Here is a brilliant Black Swan mash-up of Showgirls by Jeffery McHale after

Darren Aronofsky Interview BLACK SWAN in Paris; Expands Nationwide December

Darren Aronofsky Interview BLACK SWAN in Paris; Expands Nationwide December

I kept waiting for a "black Swan" joke that never came.)

I kept waiting for a "black Swan" joke that never came.)

There's gotta be a “Black Swan” joke in here somewhere.

There's gotta be a “Black Swan” joke in here somewhere.

2] Black Swan. £2762429 / New. I'm still genuinely shocked that people are

2] Black Swan. £2762429 / New. I'm still genuinely shocked that people are

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Natalie Portman aka super-skinny Black Swan, jokes about being Fat.

Black Swan centers around a ballet dancer named Nina (Natalie Portman),

Black Swan centers around a ballet dancer named Nina (Natalie Portman),

Black Swan – It was a close race this year. True Grit, The Fighter,

Black Swan – It was a close race this year. True Grit, The Fighter,

Black Swan 4. Scott Pilgrim vs the World 5. Iron Man 2 6. Toy Story 3

Black Swan 4. Scott Pilgrim vs the World 5. Iron Man 2 6. Toy Story 3

The Moet and nasty jokes (via host Ricky Gervais) were in no short supply as

The Moet and nasty jokes (via host Ricky Gervais) were in no short supply as

Unfortunately, Black Swan is not. It is a pity because the music is so good

Unfortunately, Black Swan is not. It is a pity because the music is so good

 lame joke: I couldn't resist), Black Swan's leading lady Natalie Portman

lame joke: I couldn't resist), Black Swan's leading lady Natalie Portman

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